Carry on Wayward Son
I'm 20 year old polish fangirl.
Things you can expect on my tumblr:
Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Hannibal, Game of Thrones, Lotr/Hobbit, Harry Potter, Merlin, Avengers and many, many more awesome stuff.

Also: You should most definitely message me! Do it. Right now.

nondesignated:

popca:

thealphagworl:

herricane:

haqiqah:

niqabisinparis:

possibly the most realistic makeup tutorial I’ve ever seen. doesn’t make you hate yourself or your incompetence unlike most beauty gurus. 

this is exactly how i do my makeup. 

i liked this. 

I’ve been following Akilah for a couple of years and I adore her. sooo funny.

realistic as fuck

I don’t know why I watched a make-up tutorial, but I know why I’m reblogging it - it’s both super cute and funny

17,503 notes4.2310:25 PM

sonoci:

do you ever have those moments where you’re catching your friend up on a series and they make a random guess on something that’s going to happen and it’s actually 100% right and you just sit there like

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"MUST NOT LET THEM KNOW"

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129,957 notes4.238:51 PM

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

123,199 notes4.238:34 PM

bebinn:

youngmarxist:

So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

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88,860 notes4.238:32 PM
thehappyfangirl:

modified-mommy:

pleatedjeans:

An 8-year-old’s homework. via

and he got a fucking star 

"Mrs. Lecter, while I appreciate his creativity, I have some concerns with little Hannibal’s response to his question…"

thehappyfangirl:

modified-mommy:

pleatedjeans:

An 8-year-old’s homework. via

and he got a fucking star 

"Mrs. Lecter, while I appreciate his creativity, I have some concerns with little Hannibal’s response to his question…"

source: pleatedjeans via: evenestiel
183,308 notes4.238:32 PM
sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

source: retrofuturs via: octoswan
68,545 notes4.238:30 PM

useyourwandbro:

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

when-im-here-im-misha:

northern-she-wolf:

improbablenormality:

drhanniballecter:

Fun Fact: In Germany you need a coin in order to operate shopping carts.

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Isn’t this everywhere in Europe? I know this is the case in the Netherlands and France as well….

Yup. Same in portugal

It’s certainly a thing in the supermarkets I go into in Britain

are you serious

psst same in Israel

9,031 notes4.238:26 PM

Of course they know.

[That Vulture article from April 2013]

source: iwantcupcakes via: gawdwangit
67,370 notes4.237:12 PM

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

12,204 notes4.236:15 PM

badwolfcomplex:

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

I will never not reblog this Ajax is my favorite and this is the best pun

source: thelilnan via: matyldakwiatek
459,827 notes4.235:43 PM

violsva:

avenging-sherl0ck:

jamesmoriartay:

timelordvoldy:

seasonsofjohnlock:

jamesmoriartay:

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle named so many characters James.
James was his go to name like really he named Moriarty’s brother James.
Let me rephrase that, he named James Moriarty’s brother James Moriarty.

He really gave zero fucks

In The Man With The Twisted Lip, Mary called John ‘James’. 

Are you fucking kidding me

ACD gave less fucks than you do

It’s always adorable when someone else figures out how very little Doyle cared about Sherlock Holmes.

Snakes drink milk, right? Whatever. Watson got married in … 1888. Or 1889. Or maybe 1887. Who cares. Mary Morstan was an orphan who spent a lot of time visiting her mother. Does Holmes laugh a) frequently b) infrequently c) only when he’s caught a criminal d) all of the above? Who cares, we’re on deadline and I’m broke. One story takes place both in the middle of summer and in October.

Does Holmes know about anything non-essential to his work? No. Does he know the Polyphonic Motets of Lassus and spend his free time deciphering medieval palimpsests? Yes. In Study in Scarlet he doesn’t know who Thomas Carlyle is and in the Sign of Four he quotes him.

And this still led to the first modern fandom and over a century of extremely devoted readers.

Some of the devotion is because it’s confusing - people have spent way too much time trying to come up with chronologies (summarized by the amazing spacefall here). Maybe universes with more flaws naturally attract more fans, because there’s more room for interpretation and addition and filling in the gaps. It seems to work for Star Trek and the X Files and Harry Pottter. (And Greek mythology, if we want to talk about non-modern fandoms)

It should be maddening, but it really isn’t - it feels like opportunity. I really love the contradiction here, both the tiny contradictions within canon that make everything more interesting, and the larger contradiction of a character disliked by his creator but so brilliantly drawn. It makes one feel as if the reason everything works so well regardless is due to some actual animating spirit from the characters themselves. Sherlock Holmes is certainly more real to most people now than anyone who was actually alive at the time.

Or possibly I’m a little overly spiritual from lack of sleep. But I find it wonderful for some reason that 100 years after Doyle gave us that utterly indifferent permission we’re still marrying him, murdering him, and doing anything we like to him.

source: morlarty via: sherlockholmeson
15,088 notes4.235:33 PM

batched:

notsosilentwallflower:

batched:

knightlock:

how much do boy/girlfriend cost

at least 3 potato

didn’t it use to be 2 potato

the recession hit us hard

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5,125 notes4.232:10 PM

elluvias:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT

122,025 notes4.239:42 AM

party-in-the-morgue:

party-in-the-morgue:

What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?

Cellfies